Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Top comments
seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
Scands_59 14
Wax or shave...you pick :)
Aweh_Olivia 13
sexy?
ThisIsSpicy 2
"The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind..."
sugaboo 1
OP, if your periods are irregular as well see a doctor- Hirtuism is a symptom of PCOS
OhEmGeeItsB 1
braid it.
ilove2cheer4 1
Shave!!
_words_of_wisdom 4
despite what the people at FML think, this in my most humble opinion is NOT an FML. see my name? _words_of_wisdom, that implies that i speak words of wisdom. if i am so wise do you not think i would know what an fml is? yet every time they say "we know what an fml is better than anyone" well no you dont. there is no need to say f*ck my life over this. simply shave the hair or use scissors. no f*cking of lives necessary.
meg123455 4
Ummmm...
mlgreco 6
a pretty lil hobbit girl.
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
Ever heard of wax?