Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Top comments
seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
kkimikay1027 1
Me too, sister.
hibbyskid80 0
u r also nasty lmao
wh1teb1tch92 3
you might want to shave those lol
armywife0609 4
Ew gross then shave them or wax them how hard is that? Or are you waiting for them to get long enough to braid?
jsturaveragegirl 5
Ewww shave that shit!
TheDrummingResul 0
These FML's are ridiculous. your life doesn't suck. do something about the hair!!
Narwhal234 6
How lovely.
deefan101 11
Shave it!!!
hibbyskid80 0
id hate to see how bad ur vag hair is lmao
That1tallguy 0
Wow did you comb them back
willyg677 2
You could shave?