Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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combo
France
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
SteveTheJanitor 6
Hmmm....Nothing like feeling your toe hair blow in the breeze.
genitalwartz69 0
Good luck getting a boyfriend
SteveTheJanitor 6
A 13 year old has a less chance of getting a boyfriend than this lady with the hairy toes does...
Skittlepickle 13
Do you expect a guy to judge her by the amount of hair on her toes? "Hi, want to get coffee sometime?" "Wait. How much toe hair do you hair?"
hazardoussmiles9 22
How much toe hair do you hair?
yumsugarr 8
Yuum ..
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
Why do so many people comment saying "Yum"?? It makes no sense and it's stupid.
cptmorgan6 8
90% of the comments on this site make no sense and are stupid. Get used to it or GTFO.
Miss_Random 0
Yes, girls grow hair on their toes just like boys. But long toe hair looks and is unattractive on either sex! Ick!
schrodingersdog 4
I don't think I have any hair on my toes...
schrodingersdog 4
Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!
Bloink 25
toe hair is a gene, some people have it and some dont
NoNotTheFace 8
Just imagine you're having sex and you put your toes in your boyfriend's mouth. And while he's giving you a *******, one strand of toe hair gets caught between his teeth and he rips it out. OHHH ************. -What's wrong baby? It's just so good. *sniff*
CryMoreFMLs 14
Multiple FML references in a single comment, flawlessly chained together. Where do we keep the trophies?
ChloeChan97 0
Like a boss!
daminantion 14
Your face!!! Goddamnit!
michael509 1
Well why do people have there photo as a dog??? .... Answer case they can. so why do people say yum as a comment case they can!
MJJ5809 9
You should have never commented on this
Rasetsu 10
THEN SHAVE! Yeesh, it's not rocket science.
RedPillSucks 31
You just now found out you're a hobbit? Time for a pedicure
ChrisTheCalm 9
You can't take a day out sun bathing and getting drunk at clubs to pick up a one night stand to shave your toe hairs? And what kind FML is this anyway? Omg my toe hairs are so long I hate my life... Shut up ...
ikickgingers 15
Your anger appeases my soul.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Your profile name humors me.
ChrisTheCalm 9
So does your profile name, kicking gingers... How can you kick something that has no soul?
ikickgingers 15
Ninja skills.
ChrisTheCalm 9
I...love you.. Can I keep you? Lol jk
shutupYDI 4
54- are you Kingsley from YouTube?
ChrisTheCalm 9
Today, a person asked if I was Kingsley from YouTube. I don't know if that was an insult because Kingsley may be ugly as ****. FML
cheree19 0
I must know what is wrong with gingers..please lemme in on the big secret cuz I'm oblivious.
SiimplExMaGikzZ 0
Ewww
devildante21 4
Since women shaves their legs, I don't see a problem here