Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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latchhooker 17
I did that with someone I've known pretty much all my life. I wasn't used to seeing them where I did (I usually saw them at car shows, not at my school), had been in classes for about 12 hours (I maxed out on my college class hours for that semester), it was final exam week and I had gotten thrown from a horse the weekend before (don't really remember much about that. I know I was unconscious for a few minutes. Probably should've gone to the ER but didn't because I was WAY too stubborn to admit that I was hurt. Probably broke a few ribs too). I've done that with several classmates too ("I know you from somewhere" or "Don't I know you from somewhere?"). Everyone probably thinks I'm an airhead but I concentrated on learning in school (I had a lot to live up to from previous generations) and basically didn't look around. I was also the shy outcast so I just walked or sat by myself during the free time (recess, between classes, etc.) in school.
LenUrban 14
actually I heard that hotter people are forgotten more easily
Twinkle94 12
Protip she likes you
supr_sexy 9
i guess she's trying to make some conversation with you. FOREST GRUMP...
shady914 14
She might just be trying to get your attention, OP ;)
EsotericAura 25
Once you get enough money to build a bigger shrine people will be less likely to forget you Yato.
zippocobalt6 14
And then you'll be the god of all the lands! With shrine maidens, regalias galore and every need fulfilled! YAHOO!!
Mysterious_one 26
Seems some one likes u
willsnow18 11
take the hint bro
ohSNAPyall 26
Do something wacky this time!
Railroader 16
Maybe she just likes you and is trying to get you to pay attention to her?