Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Top comments
Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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dcam13 19
as a senior, I introduced myself to a girl I had known/talked to at parties since we started at college as freshman. most awkward experience of my life. felt like such a douche when she was like "yea we've known each other for years." thanks alcohol.
jonjonguapito 15
Or is it the other way around. Are you the only one that can see her?
sillygirl247 14
Love the spin you put on that.
zippocobalt6 14
Id just like to point out this one's title to anyone who's watched Noragami
bubblegum010 14
Maybe she likes you and wants you to talk to you
FelicityWishes 32
Some people are just terrible with names. Stress less.
darshini_ii 24
I think she likes you, or she just has a terrible memory. If it is the latter, take a picture of yourself, sign it with your name and give it to her. That should help.
brokendown12 18
ayyyyy I see that noragami reference in your name. still sucks but some people are just clueless.
hardcorefan16 22
I dont know why it has to take the girl four times to notice she's taking to the same girl.
kittykat1501 31
guy. OP is a guy. the girl's sign looks like a mirror. the guy's sign looks like an arrow.
FSGInsainity 15
Well, OK being a guy would make it hard to realize, especially if he swaps his gender every so often.
sillygirl247 14
No shit?
ShaynaMarie322 15
Maybe she's into you and trying to make a point! It could be a positive thing, OP. Don't jump to the negative. ☺️
SecundusSecunda 27
OP, I'll give you 5 yen to help towards your cause of not being invisible anymore.