Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
awildwhisper 30
It's like a movie. 50 First Impressions.
ThrottleJockey 35
Hi, I'm Tom.
TH_Insomniak 15
when I got my concussion I did this to my best friend a lot, luckily tho I remembered my mother still when I woke up, like they warned might not happen
catsbeforeyou 19
Or the movie Fifty First Dates with Adam Sandler
MamaChey 24
Are you suggesting that the classmate has a concussion, #52? Yeah, that's probably it...fyl
incoherentrmblr 21
OP, is your name Casper?..
kittykat1501 31
wow. she must be really unobservant. My best friend did this to me once. we had a good laugh.
tribunaldemon 7
Try introducing yourself to her and see what she says.
DexBanWhore 6
"I have a boyfriend"
coming back in the future 30
"I'm a vegan atheist and I do crossfit"
cornyrob 33
She might be waiting for a certain reaction from you. She may want you to ask her out.
estroyer9 14
Maybe you should just wear a collar so when she asks you just point at the tag.
XxDanno316xX 27
I doubt the op wants to appear like a dog, with a collar. Also, instead of a collar, wouldn't those "hello my name is ____" work better? :)
PePziNL 20
Slim Shady?
laden_swallow09 34
What? Who? Chikka-chikka
Kermy1113 23
Give her a different name every time and see how that works.
CheekyRaccoon 27
So it'd go like OP: Hi! My name is... Her: What? OP: Hi! My name is... Her: Who? OP: Mr_Yato
rattyrayvn 21
On the other hand, I introduced myself to a woman at a party once and she glared at me and said "Yeah. I know. This is the fourth time." I still don't know who she was. I need to drink less.
LPac5295 27
She could have bad memory or a disorder of some kind. I'm sure you're not invisible like that OP!
blazingshot147 19
Well to be fair, I remember many things vividly, even the stuff I don't want to, but good lord am I bad with names and faces. I still have yet to learn the names of kids in my classes...
PuppiesKisses 19
Don't worry you'll find your Hiyori eventually.
Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
Dave_Davington 33
Yeah, best not to assume that unless you have a very good reason. It may work like that in a porno or chick flick, but in real life, chances are you'll just embarrass yourself.
FSGInsainity 15
#9 I've never thought of it that way. I always thought of it as showing the parts. Male is a circleish part, than a straight line, than the pointy bit. Female was always th we one that difnt look like a dick.
xsydneyx123 28
#23, What are you even talking about? Are you on something..?
ArTic_CRIMSoN 11
My thoughts exactly 56
epicx22 22
Lol, #23 are you okay buddy?
singlwforlife 22
Perhaps she is introducing herself because she likes you and thinks that she is invisible to you. Crazier things have happened, it's completely plausible. :) Good luck, OP!