Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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Comments (93)
littlefoott69 14
4 times she has broken the ice with you...FOUR TIMES!! most guys get one chance and one only.. you have an opportunity. If you think she might be a good catch, then step up and talk to her before she gives up on you..
sillygirl247 14
Maybe she is just an idiot.
MamaChey 24
From now on, use a different name each time she introduces herself
allybae1D 14
Or maybe she really likes you and wants you to notice her
stewpididiot 11
maybe she's the invisible one....? ..
interesting33 36
Could be she is like that with everyone - I forget people as soon as I meet them a lot because I am just not good at remmebering faces or names ><
vikky538 28
She might be into you.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
It's probably her. My husband had a friend like that in college. He even worked in my dorm building so I saw him all the time, but he "introduced" himself to me like five times.
NoticeMeSenpai_fml 14
Or. You're the real worlds, Yato. ??
coldasice209 6
I don't recognize some people in class either...I wouldn't take it to heart