Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Top comments
Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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Comments (93)
wow2mylife 25
happen to me kinda so I have one class for 3 periods usually it 2 but I go 3 and we take a break between 2 and 3 and this girl ask me if I'm new like 4 times but she never looks up from her phone
corky1992 33
Or maybe she's just that stupid.
SecundusSecunda 27
Come on, cut her some slack! She probably has a lot of classmates, or like other commenters have stated, she probably has a crush on him and wants to get noticed by the OP
corky1992 33
Or she's just that dumb lol.
nobodyer 16
Ok, if you don't introduce yourself with different names and back stories each time, you're missing out on a good opportunity.
BabooonLove 16
She's probably really social and forgets who she's already introduced herself to.
janfleury 19
Could it be she wants to get to know you? She may be shy and this is the only way she can talk to you.
Mahcookiez 15
If you say "oh i remember you" maybe she will think back to see if she had met you
laden_swallow09 34
If you wanna be remembered, you have to make yourself memorable! Or call her Senpai. Maybe she'll notice you, then?
GreyJedi 10
Who said that?
ohSNAPyall 26
She just really wants to talk to you!
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I may be wrong here, but she may have short term memory loss.