Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML
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Jonclee 8
Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility
feven 32
Or does she just have a really bad memory?
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MsFit 17
This reminds me of my best friend. She has a condition called prosopagnosia. We've known each other since we were 4 and grew up together, but if I run into her unexpectedly and say hi, I have to tell her my name because she can't recognize me and will think I'm a stranger. If we make plans to meet up somewhere, I always have to look for her while she waits and be the one to approach her because she won't be able to pick my face out of the crowd. Prosopagnosia creates awkward moments and situations for her, but it hasn't caused any major problems in her life so far. Except for the time she went to a concert with her mom, who has prosopagnosia too. They got separated, so they both walked to a predesignated spot to go to and start calling each other. They have the same specific ringtone to listen for, but my friend's phone died before they could follow the sound and find each other. They spent almost 2 hours walking in circles within 10 feet of each other but didn't know it because she couldn't recognize her mom and her mom couldn't recognize her.
ethenderson 3
Maybe she's trying to get you to notice her. ..
ChrisMora 16
Either you're ignoring her, and she likes you, or she has memory loss.
musicismyair 23
...Mr Yato... Noragami!!!!
f16poom 20
It's a fitting name for OP's FML :P (Considering that not many people notice Yato's presence)
Tries2Hard 1
Ayeeeeee i noticed that too I laughed in the middle of my class when I saw.
Witchylady 17
No. She just has a memory of a pea.
tiredofwaiting 25
Some people are terrible with names.
berkeleyjake 13
next time it happens, introduce yourself as someone different
Tries2Hard 1
Props for the usename Its really fitting
lesabber 18
Maybe she wants you to notice her and she thinks that you forget or ignore her, OP.
ihateyoubob 4
or maybe she likes you and is just trying to get you to notice her :)