Social cues
By oblivious idiot - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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By oblivious idiot - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London
By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Farnborough
By MorlockWarlock - 19/02/2016 17:16 - United States - Chesterton
Hey OP here. Thanks for all the supportive and helpful comments. To answer any questions though, I do live in Indiana which is a right to work state so I'm not going to get anywhere with that. My ex manager had just hired in to the company about 2 weeks before. I definitely got the feeling that he didn't like me much so it was probably a personal vendetta for him. It's not like I was working to fast either. I was working for a Ford dealership as a line mechanic. I was on company book time. I'm not worried about it now though. It was probably for the best. Thank again though