Today, I finally started packing to get away from my nasty landlords.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 16:21

Today, I finally started packing to get away from my nasty landlords. Then I got the flu, which is still here 4 weeks later. Also, because of Coronavirus, there is no moving truck to be rented anywhere. Not that I'd be strong enough to carry any furniture after being in bed for weeks anyway... FML

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