Today my mom somehow found the cut up pieces of the box my sex...

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 16:17

Today my mom somehow found the cut up pieces of the box my sex toy came in. I cut up and ripped up all the pieces and threw it in the garbage and buried it. She somehow still found it and from the bathroom she yelled out my name. ~I’m 18~ FML

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mayapaya 4

Saturday 18 April 2020 22:03

You should have burned it

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mayapaya 4

Saturday 18 April 2020 22:03

You should have burned it

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