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By GI2017 - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:25 / France - Paris
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By Excalibur - / Friday 21 April 2017 14:45 / France
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  Today, I can confirm that at 85 and 87 years old, it is indeed possible to have a sex life. Grandpa, grandma, thank you for having dispelled my doubt. FML

By ... - / Thursday 20 April 2017 15:17 / France
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Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine. My children spent all day trying to stick magnets on my back. FML

By Anonyme - / Sunday 18 September 2016 01:42 / France - Vendenheim
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By legrand - / Wednesday 14 September 2016 08:11 / France - Grenoble
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By SexOnTheBeach - / Sunday 11 October 2015 03:34 / France - Livry-gargan
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Today, for the first day in our bakery, our intern brought croissants and rolls from our biggest competitor. FML

By croissant - / Monday 24 August 2015 03:42 / France
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Today, at the restaurant, my boyfriend told his parents that we were going to get married. They pretended not to hear and had a discussion about the contents of their plates. FML

By heymee - / Tuesday 2 September 2014 07:33 / France
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By bilouute - / Sunday 26 January 2014 08:05 / France - Talence
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By Anonyme - / Sunday 22 December 2013 06:03 / France - Brunoy
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Today, I found a pad in my son’s underwear. FML

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 22 October 2013 07:13 / France - Rouen
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By anonyme - / Friday 28 June 2013 00:13 / France
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Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I asked if it was for her. FML

By Anonyme - / Saturday 11 August 2012 07:20 / France - La Maxe
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By peanut - / Tuesday 3 April 2012 09:28 / France - Vigneux-sur-seine
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  Today, my roommate showed me what my girlfriend’s favorite position was. FML

By Titi12 - / Tuesday 1 March 2011 01:49 / France
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Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce with the pasta, in the water. FML

By FromBerryToE - / Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:47 / France
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By timero - / Monday 16 November 2009 06:59 / France
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Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one of the lenses of my glasses. FML

By Ina - / Sunday 22 March 2009 09:52 / France
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By gymnaste - / Monday 16 February 2009 04:36 / France
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By Nucléotide - / Monday 28 July 2008 09:37 / France
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Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of his fingernails. FML

By alex - / Wednesday 5 March 2008 15:17 / France
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Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy to have friends, I listened with a smile. All of them were from my mother. FML

By Louna - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 23:08 /
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By la taupe temporaire - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 17:26 /
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By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /
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Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

By Smile - / Monday 3 March 2008 05:04 /
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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /
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