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Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 10:07pm - work - by waitress (woman) - United States (California)

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That sucks. I can't believe you got fired for following company policy.

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:39am by scarlett

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I work in retail, so I know your pain when you have a horrible customer. They threaten you and try to make you feel like a peasant. All you have to do is wait until your shift ends to do something. Nothing says "owned" better than a flat tire.

#4 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:55am by 24788

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