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Today, I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job and shove it", under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here. However, the airline has informed me I cannot fly until April because cargo is too cold for my dog this time of year. Jobless, four weeks to wait. FML


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On 03/04/2010 at 3:52am - work - by EnemyofKarma (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

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Why the hell would you ever want to leave under bad pretenses? I always try to leave my former employers on great terms so that I can still use them as references later on.

#13 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:28am by idkweird

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lame. that's why you should try and not burn bridges. if you had handled it a little better, you could've kept your job for the next four weeks

#12 - On 03/04/2010 at 10:27am by eat_this_buddie

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