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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42283) - you deserved it (138793)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

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haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

#3 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:05am by scott1494

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Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H.

In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

#7 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:07am by Tucatz

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