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Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML


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On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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who the hell tips takeout? no one.

#10 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:59am by alphaxzero

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most people i know don't leave tips when they order food to go, i guess coz most of the work put into it was done by the cooks, not the waiter/waitress. or something like that.

#4 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:47am by bubuchi3

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