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Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30989) - you deserved it (8928)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

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