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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62430) - you deserved it (5380)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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