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Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Don't worry about it. Some kids just have people that they like to see. Maybe your librarian's really nice and so she's your daughter's favorite person.

Either way, FYL

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:08am by maxson

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aw. This happened when my sister was little. She went up to our mom and said "look mom I love you but I love mrs moony more". (her preschool teacher) But don't stress my sister forgot all about it. I'm sure your daughter will too

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:09am by Claire_bear

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