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Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 12:31am - work - by buttcrack (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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ummm forced???? or u just wanted to stare

#7 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:12am by Dawkrida

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To be fair, he might have had a thong on and you just didn't see it from that far away.

#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:06am by twoknives

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