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Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirts reflection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4111) - you deserved it (21893)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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YDI for wearing an orange shirt

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:07am by Jesta05

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thats like when i was washing my hair and when i put conditioner on soap still came out so i tried a couple more times til i realised i was using the wrong bottle. i was using the shampoo instead of conditioner. haha. i am a self proclaimed douche.

#10 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:18am by DieInAHole

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