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Today, I was washing a stainless steel pot at my kitchen job. Every time I pulled it out of the dishwasher and examined it for dirt, I saw something orange inside it. After 3 run-throughs, I realized it was just my shirt's reflection. FML


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On 02/16/2010 at 12:23am - work - by 3Airwalk3 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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YDI for wearing an orange shirt

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:07am by Jesta05

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Okay, I know everyone is talking shit, but I can totally understand how this happened. When I do dishes at home, I have to zone out and think of something else so I dont die of boredom. Maybe you had zoned out and had a hard time figuring out a common sense problem because of it. Been there, done that. :-)

#16 - On 02/16/2010 at 6:34am by Laurendorcus

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