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Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23213) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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you shouldve said "oh actually little kid, I think we might have some right here if ur bitch ass mom will hold on a second."

#10 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:22am by treesdevin

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wow sounds like one of those overbearing mothers that screw up their sons by spoiling them, making it impossible for any woman to be good enough for him when he grows up. a normal mom has the backbone to say no to her child.

#21 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:32am by emmmilyyy

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