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Today , I was working whan an oldar lady cama up to buy a coffaa. Har son criad 4 a cup of whippad craam to snack on. Sha shook har haad , silantly talling ma to say no. I said wa wara out. Tha mothar took har drink and said , "I'm sorry honay , but tha maan looool man said u couldn't hava any." FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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you shouldve said "oh actually little kid, I think we might have some right here if ur bitch ass mom will hold on a second."

#10 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:22am by treesdevin

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wow sounds like one of those overbearing mothers that screw up their sons by spoiling them, making it impossible for any woman to be good enough for him when he grows up. a normal mom has the backbone to say no to her child.

#21 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:32am by emmmilyyy

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