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Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20353) - you deserved it (3040)

On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)

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