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niceee u made my favorites
Tell him his truck was ugly and you were doing him a favor.
Then he gives you a raise. OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man reference =P)
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What can I say, women drivers.
#49 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:23pm by Theo
Exactly why females shouldn't drive...
I would be like, more mutha fucka, fire my glock...
too much tupac will change you kids...
but seriouslly, YDI for driving bad
now thats gotta be awkward
Add another .1202314568 to the unemployment rate
it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.
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Damn! There goes your raise. And you worked so hard fucking your way to the top...
another example of women not being able to drive
its not sexist if its true
it is true, I've been in 3 wrecks with women drivers, all 3 of them got tickets and my car comes out with newer parts each time. so we should let women keep driving, a shopping cart dinged my fender so I need a new one
#48 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:59pm by Sabre300
maybe you could go on a date with him and make everything better.
#9 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:37pm by dungheap
would it have been better if he wasnt in it? ... because... thats called a hit and run.
i know right
people who can't drive...
then complain about it.
This should read
Today I was leaving work, and one of my employees backed into my truck. I just washed it to...FML
Respect and agree to the 5th dergree my homie g
this is why the women can't drive stereotype exists, ydi
Please note: The OP is a WOMAN! YDI
#17 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:13pm by JP101
What was he doing loitering in his truck?
I hope when you hit him, he didn't pull a muscle, if ya know what I mean.
If you mean pull a muscle by, when the truck hit him the vibration stimulated his nerves seriously and he got a huge ass erection and he ended up completely obliterating his truck from within while you continued ramming back and back again into his truck because of your poor driving skills, then I get what you mean.
...I think I know what you mean O_O
most women can't drive, but there are still some that can! ..so don't just assume that every woman is the same
Hopefully you can twist it and get disability! :D
nice choice of pronouns, learn to speak , im surprised you even have a job
Good news: Unemployment has extended to 18 months.
Bad news: You're unemployed.
r u by any chance a woman?
Are you, by any chance, a sexist?
are you by chance the creepiest person I ever saw?
YDI because apparently you don't know the function of a rearview mirror
Way to add another story as to why females can't drive properly. -_- YDI
oh sure ... i make a comment about women can't drive and it gets moderated but all these other comments saying the same thing are left alone .... bullshit
Way to go Danica!
Somehow I doubt your boss would have enjoyed a hit and run, so lucky for you that you could not follow a broken moral compass and drive away. If you had and he found out later it would have been worse.
I hear a pay cut coming soon
Back into your spot. Dumb ass. YDI.
she probably can do that right without hitting something either :)
I'm sure everyone's thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it:
Somehow I knew this was going to be a woman before I even checked the gender.
fired, not fired,who really cares what happens? I mean she can get a job taking the fries out when the timers done in a bunch of places.
#47 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:58pm by yallsuperdumb
In before 'women drivers' comment!
oh. already like 20 of them.
nevermind.
ydi... coz your last comment sounds like you would have just walked away if he wasn't in the vehicle.
you shoulda yelled "get out of the way you prick" just to add fuel to the fire, I mean your probably already fired why not make sure you are!
no I'm kidding that sucks though!
u should get a raise for that
it's hard not to stereotype women drivers when you frequent this site.
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