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Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5186) - you totally deserved it (9662)

On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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niceee u made my favorites

#8 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:36pm by Nsnlover

Tell him his truck was ugly and you were doing him a favor.

#32 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:24pm by Ajjas013

Then he gives you a raise. OH YEAH (Kool-Aid man reference =P)

#37 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:48pm by Ajjas013

This comment has been moderated.

#44 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:34pm by omgzach

What can I say, women drivers.

#49 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:23pm by Theo

Exactly why females shouldn't drive...

#50 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:39pm by NotFML_FYL

I smell a raise o_O

#61 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:56pm by thor89

I would be like, more mutha fucka, fire my glock...

too much tupac will change you kids...

but seriouslly, YDI for driving bad

#62 - On 02/11/2010 at 1:41am by themikal

now thats gotta be awkward

#2 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:26pm by mrspsl

Add another .1202314568 to the unemployment rate

#3 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:27pm by Oreogasm

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

#4 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:27pm by maskedman

This comment has been moderated.

#5 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:30pm by sjbartholome

Damn! There goes your raise. And you worked so hard fucking your way to the top...

#6 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:32pm by KurouTenshi

another example of women not being able to drive

#7 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:34pm by dgranger

sexist asshole!!

#11 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:55pm by ambrz

its not sexist if its true

#14 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:06pm by thekingjoe90

it is true, I've been in 3 wrecks with women drivers, all 3 of them got tickets and my car comes out with newer parts each time. so we should let women keep driving, a shopping cart dinged my fender so I need a new one

#48 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:59pm by Sabre300

maybe you could go on a date with him and make everything better.

#9 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:37pm by dungheap

would it have been better if he wasnt in it? ... because... thats called a hit and run.

#10 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:42pm by nates0210

learn to drive

#12 - On 02/06/2010 at 7:59pm by wmertz15

I hate people like you.

#13 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:02pm by sidvoltaire

i know right

people who can't drive...

then complain about it.

This should read

Today I was leaving work, and one of my employees backed into my truck. I just washed it to...FML

#15 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:09pm by thekingjoe90

Respect and agree to the 5th dergree my homie g

#52 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:57pm by tysta

this is why the women can't drive stereotype exists, ydi

#16 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:10pm by bkmjet

Please note: The OP is a WOMAN! YDI

#17 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:13pm by JP101

What was he doing loitering in his truck?

I hope when you hit him, he didn't pull a muscle, if ya know what I mean.

#18 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:13pm by perdix

If you mean pull a muscle by, when the truck hit him the vibration stimulated his nerves seriously and he got a huge ass erection and he ended up completely obliterating his truck from within while you continued ramming back and back again into his truck because of your poor driving skills, then I get what you mean.

#34 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:35pm by Ajjas013

gtfo ajjas.

#38 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:50pm by Freeze

No, fuck you.

#40 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:01pm by Ajjas013

...I think I know what you mean O_O

#60 - On 02/08/2010 at 2:00pm by Ajjas013

most women can't drive, but there are still some that can! ..so don't just assume that every woman is the same

#19 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:15pm by lalalala2424

Hopefully you can twist it and get disability! :D

#20 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:17pm by PsychoMerk

nice choice of pronouns, learn to speak , im surprised you even have a job

#21 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:24pm by baby_love

Good news: Unemployment has extended to 18 months.

Bad news: You're unemployed.

#22 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:26pm by powersmoke

r u by any chance a woman?

#23 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:26pm by kylepwn1

Are you, by any chance, a sexist?

#26 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:39pm by MermaidSongXOXO

are you by chance the creepiest person I ever saw?

#27 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:49pm by nates0210

Yes, in fact I am :]

#30 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:01pm by MermaidSongXOXO

^win

#39 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:50pm by Omgitsaymee

niiice!

#24 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:31pm by bubbub617

lol ur screwed

#25 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:32pm by luvsyaweirdos

YDI because apparently you don't know the function of a rearview mirror

#28 - On 02/06/2010 at 8:51pm by aeslehc_

that must suck big time.

#31 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:06pm by Tinkerbele

Way to add another story as to why females can't drive properly. -_- YDI

#33 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:30pm by littlexlion

You are HOT

#46 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:50pm by oldmanfart

oh sure ... i make a comment about women can't drive and it gets moderated but all these other comments saying the same thing are left alone .... bullshit

#35 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:41pm by sjbartholome

Way to go Danica!
Somehow I doubt your boss would have enjoyed a hit and run, so lucky for you that you could not follow a broken moral compass and drive away. If you had and he found out later it would have been worse.

#36 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:46pm by CallMeHush

I hear a pay cut coming soon

#41 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:15pm by 510lobita510

Back into your spot. Dumb ass. YDI.

#42 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:22pm by cam007

she probably can do that right without hitting something either :)

#45 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:35pm by nates0210

I'm sure everyone's thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it:

Somehow I knew this was going to be a woman before I even checked the gender.

#43 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:28pm by Khatog

fired, not fired,who really cares what happens? I mean she can get a job taking the fries out when the timers done in a bunch of places.

#47 - On 02/06/2010 at 10:58pm by yallsuperdumb

In before 'women drivers' comment!
oh. already like 20 of them.
nevermind.

#51 - On 02/06/2010 at 11:51pm by Gobsnoglin

ydi... coz your last comment sounds like you would have just walked away if he wasn't in the vehicle.

#53 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:29am by xoxcinderellaxox

you shoulda yelled "get out of the way you prick" just to add fuel to the fire, I mean your probably already fired why not make sure you are!


no I'm kidding that sucks though!

#54 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:49am by himynameisspence

Damn! FYL

#55 - On 02/07/2010 at 12:59am by The_Toxic_Mite

u should get a raise for that

#57 - On 02/07/2010 at 2:27am by jakeTS

FYL

#58 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:25am by NeonRisk

it's hard not to stereotype women drivers when you frequent this site.

#59 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:56am by 42billybob

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