Transportation: Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By pgmonster - 21/05/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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Best seat in the house

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:27

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:26

so... did he die?

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himynameisspence 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:49

you shoulda yelled "get out of the way you prick" just to add fuel to the fire, I mean your probably already fired why not make sure you are! no I'm kidding that sucks though!

The_Toxic_Mite 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:59

Damn! FYL

jakeTS 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 8:27

u should get a raise for that

NeonRisk 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:25

FYL

42billybob 5

Monday 8 February 2010 16:56

it's hard not to stereotype women drivers when you frequent this site.

bxenon 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:29

**** him for him not to call the cops be a *****

bxenon 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:31

go have sexwith him then ask him not to call the cops

Unlucky_Gun 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 2:09

Your fired

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