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Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23250) - you deserved it (3780)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props.

You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.

#15 - On 02/05/2010 at 11:28am by FerrariCake

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pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER

#7 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:19am by teamhat

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