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Haha you shoulda known better...
ur a clown, drunk or not i'd kick you too
should've gone off and told or at least hide. then your balls would have been spared
Should of told off the guard and punched the guys.
great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing
Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.
Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?
pennywise has to be one of the scariest shit clowns EVER
#7 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:19am by teamhat
You were NOT thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!
i agree with 6. they have a word for people like you. it starts with "D" and rhymes with "rumbass"
uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.
Haunted maze in February? Right. Whatever.
I thought that too. But all FMLs have to start with "Today," so technically OP could just be remembering this from October or something.
YDI for donning a clowns suit. Especially Pennywise. People are instinctively going to want to kick your ass... it's the same thing for mimes. Nobody likes a mimes.
You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props.
You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.
Trying to scare a bunch of drunken morons was pretty stupid. YDI. Besides that, the security guard's real job, despite the name, is really just to observe and report; they're not necessarily required to do anything more than that (unless the particular job entails more than just the basics). Actually dropping the bomb on a load deserving twits is a job is a description reserved for the PD, unless you're lucky enough to have a bouncer at the haunted maze. I'm guessing not....
Uh... it's his job to scare the customers. If they paid to go in orwhatever, whether or not they're drunk, they wanna be scared.
I worked at a haunted house for three years. The first thing they told us was that if someone is acting like that, we need to keep ourselves safe and tell somebody imediately what we saw. Who cares what they paid, if they're going to run around acting like idiots, breaking things, and, worse, hurting people, they really don't deserve any kind of service. OP is stupid for just ignoring the situation and scaring anyway.
it's February so unless this somehow was stuck being moderated since October-ish...why would you do a haunted maze in February?
... I would totally do Halloween themed year round if I could get away with it.
People do Christmas in July, why not Halloween in February?
I'd do the same (not breaking props, just beating you up-soberly might I add), I'm terribly afraid of clowns. But then again, Tim Curry was Pennywise, so I could just think of him as a transvestite.
YDI for being a clown. Clowns a freaking evil. At least it wasn't a Barney suit.
FYL man that sucks. To the "YDI for being a clown people", STFU. He is supposed to be someone that scares the piss out of you. Hell you PAY to get scared shitless. Not like he's walking around in public as the clown and got kicked.
Oh No! There is NEVER a good reason to dress as a clown.
Life is scary enough if you live it. I'd rather pay someone to take me to my happy place. {cue the strippers}
I hate clowns too. But if you're going to pay to enter a haunted maze, what do you expect?
Actually I really only hate clowns on stilts but still...
Thanks KT, that made me laugh.
Good! Th-that serves you right for dressing up as a scary clown!
....FYL since you were just doing your job.... but, don't ever EVER make me think of demonic clowns again. *shivers*
Have you ever seen it? It's a good movie, I suggest it for you=)
I'm so sorry everybody but I have to throw the troll a scrap for MY peace of mind.
brett farve is a tool.
Thanks, now you may return to your regularly scheduled program :D
YDI for being a creepy ass clown
awww you poor clown balls, did they honk after you was kick? I think thats why the security guard laugh.
lots of haunted mazes in Feb, huh?
Where is there a haunted maze in February?
you should of hidden in the sewers
Get that rent-a-cop fired.
No. 15, I really like the way your mind works.
ahh penniwise from the movie IT??!?? ahajakaikdjnb omg hes scary.
lmao good on the security guard i cant blame him rofl
#53 - On 02/06/2010 at 9:42pm by K1al
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