Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from a mobile version
great employee you are, people are destroying your work place and you are going to pretend your a statue and do nothing
Uh no I disagree. It's his job to scare people which he was doing. it's security's job to control unruly people and the guard didn't do shit.
Yeah, why should one of the actors stop some drunk guys, when there's a bloody security guard?
#36 - On 02/05/2010 at 4:00pm by BritishHobo
uhhh he would have been a dumbass if he did help because he would have been tolls off by his employer. However I completly agree that the gaurd is a dumbass and should be fired.
I thought that too. But all FMLs have to start with "Today," so technically OP could just be remembering this from October or something.
YDI for donning a clowns suit. Especially Pennywise. People are instinctively going to want to kick your ass... it's the same thing for mimes. Nobody likes a mimes.
You were in a haunted maze?? You could have killed them with a chainsaw and no one would have noticed!! Everyone would have assumed their dismembered bodies were just props.
You have to recognize opportunity when it's staring you in the face or you won't get anywhere in life.
#15 - On 02/05/2010 at 11:28am by FerrariCake
Trying to scare a bunch of drunken morons was pretty stupid. YDI. Besides that, the security guard's real job, despite the name, is really just to observe and report; they're not necessarily required to do anything more than that (unless the particular job entails more than just the basics). Actually dropping the bomb on a load deserving twits is a job is a description reserved for the PD, unless you're lucky enough to have a bouncer at the haunted maze. I'm guessing not....
#16 - On 02/05/2010 at 11:29am by blastvortex
Uh... it's his job to scare the customers. If they paid to go in orwhatever, whether or not they're drunk, they wanna be scared.
#37 - On 02/05/2010 at 4:02pm by BritishHobo
I worked at a haunted house for three years. The first thing they told us was that if someone is acting like that, we need to keep ourselves safe and tell somebody imediately what we saw. Who cares what they paid, if they're going to run around acting like idiots, breaking things, and, worse, hurting people, they really don't deserve any kind of service. OP is stupid for just ignoring the situation and scaring anyway.
it's February so unless this somehow was stuck being moderated since October-ish...why would you do a haunted maze in February?
#17 - On 02/05/2010 at 11:32am by KarasuFyre
... I would totally do Halloween themed year round if I could get away with it.
People do Christmas in July, why not Halloween in February?
#41 - On 02/05/2010 at 6:45pm by AndelleRae
I'd do the same (not breaking props, just beating you up-soberly might I add), I'm terribly afraid of clowns. But then again, Tim Curry was Pennywise, so I could just think of him as a transvestite.
YDI for being a clown. Clowns a freaking evil. At least it wasn't a Barney suit.
#19 - On 02/05/2010 at 12:35pm by CallMeHush
FYL man that sucks. To the "YDI for being a clown people", STFU. He is supposed to be someone that scares the piss out of you. Hell you PAY to get scared shitless. Not like he's walking around in public as the clown and got kicked.
Oh No! There is NEVER a good reason to dress as a clown.
Life is scary enough if you live it. I'd rather pay someone to take me to my happy place. {cue the strippers}
#26 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:20pm by CallMeHush
I hate clowns too. But if you're going to pay to enter a haunted maze, what do you expect?
Actually I really only hate clowns on stilts but still...
Good! Th-that serves you right for dressing up as a scary clown!
....FYL since you were just doing your job.... but, don't ever EVER make me think of demonic clowns again. *shivers*
#23 - On 02/05/2010 at 1:01pm by MermaidSongXOXO
Have you ever seen it? It's a good movie, I suggest it for you=)
#48 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:58am by metazoanhaddock
I'm so sorry everybody but I have to throw the troll a scrap for MY peace of mind.
brett farve is a tool.
Thanks, now you may return to your regularly scheduled program :D
#31 - On 02/05/2010 at 2:57pm by CallMeHush
awww you poor clown balls, did they honk after you was kick? I think thats why the security guard laugh.
