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Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16309) - you deserved it (2584)

On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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