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Today, I had a big meeting. Half way through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-worker but I didn't understand what he meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14780) - you deserved it (2877)

On 02/02/2010 at 6:25am - work - by paul - Sent from mobile version

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