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Today, I had a big meeting. Half way through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-worker but I didn't understand what he meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 6:25am - work - by paul - Sent from mobile version

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suggestion: next time, cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze.

#12 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:18am by cals

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ewww that's pretty gross, did they give u a lame nickname after that?

#7 - On 02/02/2010 at 10:09am by JC_P1N

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