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Today, after hours of pain due to bad food the night before, I accidentally and silently let rip. My wheelchair-bound aunt panicked and made a dash for the bathroom, thinking her colostomy bag had ripped. I was too embarrassed to admit it was me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 May 2018 19:30 / United Kingdom - London
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By  zuckerburg  |  11

Why do so many people agree that his life sucks? Do you even stop to consider how embarrassed his aunt must have been? Wheelchair bound with a colostomy bag that she fear might have ripped? It's a fart. Own up to it? yet, you let her think it was her? the poor woman! shame on you!

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