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Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7868) - you deserved it (65719)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm - work - by Zak (man) - United States (Texas)

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Oops! Lol serves you right... He was busted trying to make it look like he had contacts... when he was talking to the contact himself. Haha

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 6:32am by BigLord

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Lol. Suck it name-dropper!

I hate people who try to sound impressive by automatically saying "Oh yea, I know them" or "I know such and such" when they so obviously don't.

#6 - On 04/03/2009 at 6:43am by Jimboom

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