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Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10614) - you deserved it (85084)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:12pm - work - by Zak (man) - United States (Texas)

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So "Eff your life" because you didn't recognize the guy? Or did you just get busted unloading a pile of BS to him?

#3 - On 04/03/2009 at 6:29am by D2theLux

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Oops! Lol serves you right... He was busted trying to make it look like he had contacts... when he was talking to the contact himself. Haha

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 6:32am by BigLord

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