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Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56853) - you deserved it (2069)

On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Are you stuipd? Of course this is an FML. No one likes having to tell a woman to wax her upper lip

#16 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:37pm by Mok

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seeing long facial hair on women does gross me out (and i'm a woman), but it would be awful to have to talk to her about it! ahh fyl!

#19 - On 04/02/2009 at 6:40pm by hellohello1

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