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Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14190) - you deserved it (2308)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

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To be fair, his life literally revolves around shit

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:11pm by Icalasari

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For all the narrow minded people out there: plumbers do more than fix peoples toilets. Have you ever wondered how the water magically appears at your kitchen faucet? Or the sprinkler systems in buildings? Or even how the gas gets to your stove or fireplace? Fixing a toilet is just .05% of our trade. Smarten up people

#47 - On 11/16/2011 at 2:10pm by austineddy13

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