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Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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You guys are dumb as fuck. If he called his teacher, do you really think he would leave out the "I broke my hand, which is why I'm asking"?

#5 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:14pm by tylermenezes

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should've done the work earlier

#2 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:13pm by zombzomb

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