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Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8416) - you deserved it (14656)

On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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trust me, it didn't work

#1 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:05am by xshyguyx

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Baby, I don't tip at Subway, but it has nothing to do with whether or not the "sandwich artist" is pathetic. I don't tip at McDonald's either. I don't tip for fast food. I tip waiters because they make $2.13/hour plus tips. You make minimum wage (at least).

Why not look for a better job? Maybe one where you could be more active and lose the weight. I've lost 20 pounds just by tracking calories at Livestrong(dot)com. It's great! Sparkpeople(dot)com has a good tracking tool, too.

You don't have to stay unhappy. Don't let anyone else dictate your self-worth!

#28 - On 01/14/2010 at 9:56am by Amy0413

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