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Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23191) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/05/2010 at 9:06pm - work - by Mark (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Yeah sucks, but what do you expect as a janitor?

#1 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:16am by lettertjes

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yeah, it is kind of your job. if you don't want to clean, don't be a janitor?

#3 - On 01/06/2010 at 3:17am by nenagh_

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