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Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7369) - you deserved it (15985)

On 12/30/2009 at 1:08am - work - by bells - United States (Oregon)

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