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Today, at the office, after a heavy night of drinking, I had to hear my boss walk around with bells attached to her shoes. She circled the office a total of 34 times today. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 1:08am - work - by bells - United States (Oregon)

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why the hell were there bells attached to her feet anyway

#10 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:19am by FNovus

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Next time don't get shitfaced when you have to work in the morning. I assume you're not in college anymore...
That would still be annoying, though, even if you aren't hungover, so fyl for having a person like that as a boss.

#8 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:29am by mura

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