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Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32295) - you deserved it (2852)

On 12/10/2009 at 5:38am - work - by Hmmwtf (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

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He did that and is still better than you - you must suck :(

#6 - On 12/10/2009 at 10:11am by drkwlf

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Just go down on your boss, should get you all the promotions you want. ;)

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 10:07am by madmoment

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