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Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (7794)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.

#2 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:21pm by DeJahVu

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If you photocopyed documents, FYL.

If you photocopyed your ass, YDI.

#22 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:10pm by TheLoneWolf87

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