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Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (8303)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:20pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.

#2 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:21pm by DeJahVu

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I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...

#12 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:41pm by caligal14

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