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Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML


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On 11/25/2009 at 3:25pm - work - by ZombieLicker (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

#10 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:34pm by perdix

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thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

#6 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:27pm by ilovesugarbelle

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