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Today, I was fired by one of my bosses for doing something the other boss told me to do. I work for a family company. Turns out my bosses are going through a divorce and will do anything to prove the other wrong. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by Anon (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Tell the wife that the husband said she is terrible in bed. Then tell her you are willing to help prove him wrong.

#4 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:53am by nokillnobeepbeep

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So? Just go back to that other boss and ask your job back. He or she can prove it was wrong to get you fired ;-)

#16 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:38pm by 1990TD

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