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Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18783) - you deserved it (1702)

On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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That really is a shitty situation =(

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:13am by QTp13

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So? She's old, you work at an old person's home, and they cant control their bodily function. This NEVRER has happened EVER in the history of the world? Im sure your life is fine lol.

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 6:16am by RJB

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