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Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16982) - you deserved it (1490)

On 11/18/2009 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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