Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23059) - you totally deserved it (2132)
On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)
(-1)Today, I got into a car accident. I was hurt, and nobody could get information from me because I was sobbing. A paramedic radioed the hospital and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." I stopped crying, slapped him, and said, "I'm 28." FML
#84 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:34am by spiralstaircase
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lol that is your fault for not knowing she was 28, shame on u
(+3)@ The OP
Should've just said "Physical violence aye? Well no morphine for you bitch!" before dosing yourself up and laughing maniacally.
#66 - On 11/17/2009 at 8:27pm by crazytoaster
(+3)"Oh, looks like we'll only be able to save one of your legs now."
"But my legs aren't hurt."
*evil smile*
#67 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:01pm by 8trickster8
(+2)Whatever. He's an EMT, not a makeup consultant. He doesn't have to give 2 shits about this woman's vanity.
(0)bitch shouldnt look so old then.
either way if you ever work the 'Guess your age' booth at the carnival....
#9 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am by greenltrn2003
(0)As a fellow first responder i hope you learned you lesson and when you call that stuff in you get out of ear shot of the patient.....lol
But that is still hilarious. you got a hostile patient on your hands, the scene is not safe
(+2)Why the hell was she so offended? She was just in an accident, and crying. Of course she's gonna look old! Sheesh.
(-1)Be happy you learned something new! Now you know how to get women out of shock! I hope you never make the same mistake with your girlfriend.
(-1)Good job, you figured out the sure-fire way to get information out of hysterical women. I wonder how we can make that work on hysterical men...
(-2)You haven't seen the guy who freaked because his mom cancelled his WoW account, have you? =P
Well, ok, he's more of a boy....but still. He shoved a remote up his ass! XD
#32 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:10pm by Intoxicunt
(0)I love RWJ and I sucribed to that channel :) The greatest flippouts ever. Its soooo funny. But I'm pretty sure this kid is gunna kill someone one day. Probably his brother who shot the video
#59 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:50pm by Sun_Kissed18
(0)and would it be so wrong if he did? lols. yeah that kid is a tool but blood is blood...
sure.. when i first saw that i wanted to beat him, too, but brothers, man.. brothers.. uh-uh :p
(0)That kid who shoved the remote up his ass, along with every other moment of his was proven to be staged.
#71 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:34pm by shelboo
(0)I figured as much, but it was the most comical example I could think of. How about the others RWJ has featured? Like fat bastard chicken guy. Or fat bastard gamer guy. "WHY do all your motherfuckers comment on MY videos, telling me I'm an IDIOT and a FATASS!???!!?!"
#73 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:59pm by Intoxicunt
(0)I want to live where you live. In California it's a misdemeanor.
#85 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:08am by shooter308
(0)Bahahahaha!
Should have just told the bint "Look, you have two options. You can let us take you in the ambulance, or you can WALK your own fucking self to the hospital." What an ungrateful little biatch. Honestly, you were trying to help her, possibly even save her life, and she wants to worry about how old you think she is? Jeez, someone sure has her priorities mixed up!
#20 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:15am by myfriend_youfail
(0)The driver should've yelled, "Shut up back there! Do I need to pull over? Don't make me pull over and beat your ass!"
That, or OP should've just slapped her back. She's obviously not hurt too badly.
#22 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:21am by Intoxicunt
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DONT MAKE ME CRASH THE CAR AND KILL YOU ALL!!!!
#36 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:49pm by polico_wolf
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You gave her a much needed reality check about her appearance. She deserved it. We're all bound to get old. Seems like it's harder for us females to face. lol!
(0)Honestly, people like that never stop to think that what they did was wrong. Even after the fact they continue to think that they were the one in the right because they're too caught up with themself to think otherwise. She's probably posting an FML right now about how some paramedic thought she was in her mid-30s.
#26 - On 11/17/2009 at 11:58am by wienerwagon
(+1)You should have radioed, "Check that. . . we have a 28-year-old effeminate dude who thinks he is menopausal."
(-1)You should've reamed on her for being as asshat. If it was that important to her, then she would've stopped moaning over something that she couldn't change and been helpful towards her own benefit. What a stupid broad...
#37 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:58pm by blastvortex
(0)What a bitch. If she didn't want to be called that, she should've said. Maybe that vain woman wanted to be called young?
#39 - On 11/17/2009 at 2:06pm by BeautifulColours
(+1)she must be crazy for worrying about her exact age more than worrying about being okay from the accident.
#47 - On 11/17/2009 at 3:43pm by pinkkloverr
(0)Now, if she had cooperated and given information, she wouldn't have been called a mid-thirties woman.
*eyeroll*
#55 - On 11/17/2009 at 5:37pm by possumisawesome
(+2)If she could stop crying long enough to slap you and tell you her correct age, then she must've been faking most of it to get pity.
(0)Obviously she's faking it for either pity or the ability to sue someone. The bitch.
#62 - On 11/17/2009 at 7:19pm by babylon_pride
(0)You should've said, "Bitch, does it matter?"
I mean, come on. She complains about her age when a car crash recently took place? The fuck?
And I agree with some others on here--if she stopped crying so abruptly just to reprimand you, then she obviously wanted some form of attention.
#75 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:44am by FruityLoooons
(0)because everyone knows the exact age of someone just by taking a glimpse at them.
#77 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:53am by ILIEKGIRLS
(0)File a suit against her for physically assaulting you while in the line of duty! Now you can get some money out of it!
(0)seconded, 100%. if she is with it enough to stop and slap him, she should of been helpful and answered the fucking questions
#82 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:01am by whatthefuckcunt
(0)The dumb bitch should have just told him.
Women heres some shit you gotta get straight
#1. Everyone ages, factors that speed this up are as follows
a. smoking, solution = don't smoke
b.stress, solution = get a less stressful job life
#2. This weight BS, don't like you weight then lose some, got a unrealistic goal? get counciling to resolve your self image issues
a. you eat junk food all the time or when your sad and don't exercise, you will get fat
b. don't want to take the time to exercise, you will get fat.
#80 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:51pm by Jesster_King
(0)You should have responded, "Not anymore. The stress from the accident aged you eight years." And then readied the defibrillator for her panic attack.
(0)What a whiny, fake, hypochondriac. I don't like that lady. =]
#88 - On 12/24/2009 at 12:38pm by patho_geek
(0)haha funny this happened to my mom dude said she was in her 30s well she was 28 then.
#94 - On 08/25/2010 at 3:40pm by Dani_Turner
