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Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26735) - you deserved it (2653)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

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