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Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18756) - you deserved it (1507)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:12am - work - by hanmart (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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What can you say, your boss sure likes fire.. setting desks on fire, firing people.. oh the joys of being a boss!

#7 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:19am by marc_with_a_c

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The coworker was lighting his hands on fire with rubbing alcohol... and then set the desk on fire with rubbing alcohol... on purpose!!!

#32 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:04am by hanmart

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