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Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 12:12am - work - by hanmart (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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What can you say, your boss sure likes fire.. setting desks on fire, firing people.. oh the joys of being a boss!

#7 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:19am by marc_with_a_c

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I make paper snowflakes and tape them to my glass door. My kids like it.
Anyways, boredom can force you to do all kinds of childish things (snowflakes) or stupid things"(Setting fires)

#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:13am by alwaysalady

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