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Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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So get it back? Depending on what you do, your portfolio is your life and they can't keep it..silly person

#1 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:10am by Sage1314

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Anyone else sick of these "Today, I have a job, but I want a better job, waaahhhhhh" FMLs? At least you fucking have a job.

#27 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:23am by alex_vik

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