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Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10303) - you deserved it (33555)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Clutz (woman) - United States (New York)

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You're the kind of person who forced McDonalds to put WARNING: HOT on every cup of coffee.

#10 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:25am by xCrackerx

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next time don't yank the cord, lesson learned

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:41am by xshyguyx

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