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Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6407) - you deserved it (20523)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Clutz (woman) - United States (New York)

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