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Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6408) - you deserved it (33282)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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