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Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5350) - you deserved it (12656)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

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