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Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21985) - you deserved it (2767)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

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