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Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

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She heard you, they just pretend to not hear you so that they can try and not get arrested for assaulting a police officer hope you arrested her

#3 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:13am by captaincanoe

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That's what you got for wearing plain clothes. Throw those rags out and spice it up with some fluoro pink shirts and electric orange pants. And would it kill you to wear some glitter every now and then?

#6 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:15am by Peroxide

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