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Today, my english teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5346) - you deserved it (46842)

On 10/02/2009 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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