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Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML


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On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - work - by HousekeeperNoMore (woman) - United States (California)

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unless you sent pics of your immaculate house, how the heck are they supposed to know you're "qualified." Living @ home does not guarantee instant martha stewart

#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:49pm by roxi27

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Well no shit. Even if you're the best housekeeper ever, self-taught skills and abilities don't count for anything as soon as you want someone to pay you. You need credentials.

#4 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:50pm by null

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