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Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5975) - you deserved it (36168)

On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)

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